Father's Day

With the approaching day of celebration to fathers of all ages, here are some funny quotes to share!

The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle...
~ Phyllis McGinley

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

~ Red Buttons